Skills include: finding where my mom hides the good snacks

Canada is fucking huge like what the fuck no wars just peace and hockey and maple syrup. Canada’s like that kid who just sits in the back of the class and is quiet you don’t even notice them then one day they pass out or something and you’re like wow I didn’t even know you exsisted but you must be pretty fucking important if they’re calling an ambulance for you and everything

I’m fluent in Canadian

I feel like one day Canada is just gonna come out of no where and conquer the world. I just.